I wanna be famous because I want to prove everyone wrong. My whole life, people have told me I was too quiet, too weird, too ambitious for my own good. Which is hilarious, because if I had no ambition, they’d be like, ‘Oh, Jordan, you have so much potential!’ You can’t win.

But I know deep down that I have something special to offer the world. I want my success to be so undeniable that even my old high school classmates have to pretend they were always rooting for me. I want to take up space in an industry that never expected me to. I want someone to see me on TV and scream, ‘I KNEW HIM IN KINDERGARTEN!’ even though we haven’t spoken in twenty years. Fame isn’t about vanity for me—it’s about proving that the weird kids? We win in the end.