I wanna be famous because my cat’s Instagram deserves a wider audience. I mean, I’ve been putting in the work—catnip sponsorships, professional photoshoots, even themed outfits! But for some reason, only 12 people like my posts, and half of those are just me on burner accounts. Fame would finally give my fluffy feline the recognition they deserve and, let’s be honest, boost my ego a little too.