I wanna be famous because, honestly, my humor is top-tier, and I’m tired of explaining it to people who just don’t get me. You know those moments when you drop an absolute gem of a joke, but instead of laughter, you’re met with confused stares and that awkward silence that ...

I wanna be famous because I want my ex to stumble across my face on every magazine cover, every Instagram feed, and every red carpet event. I want them to do a double-take every time they turn on the TV and see me living my best life. Fame would be ...

I wanna be famous because waiting in line for coffee just doesn’t align with my life goals. Think about it—famous people waltz in, skip the line, and get their cappuccinos delivered by a barista who knows their name. Meanwhile, I’m over here awkwardly pretending to look at the pastry case ...

I wanna be famous because my cat's Instagram deserves a wider audience. I mean, I’ve been putting in the work—catnip sponsorships, professional photoshoots, even themed outfits! But for some reason, only 12 people like my posts, and half of those are just me on burner accounts. Fame would finally give ...

I wanna be famous because, well, because I'm known as "Toronto Jim", Jim Vanderberg from Toronto Canada (also known as James Vanderberg) Everyone in Toronto knows me as Toronto Jim, and I'm a small business owner, just about to become a large business owner.